The funny things older people say

I was trying to do an assessment on an older man that has a reputation for being either nasty and mean or a total flirt.
The RN suggested that he introduce me because he said he had a good relationship with the man. The nurse walked up and said, "Mr. X, this young lady would like to talk to you."
I said, "Hello, My name is Theresa. Is it okay if we go down to your room and talk?"
Then the old man said, so loud that the whole unit could hear, to the RN, "Boy, she sure is fresh. She wants to go to my room already!"

I thought it was totally funny and sent my husband and e-mail saying he better come home soon because I had started propositioning old men, but the RN felt really bad. He keep apologizing to me all day.

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I saw one of the residents who I didn't recognize in the hall way and she asked me if I could take her back to her room. I looked at her wrist to see what her room number was.

She said really loud, "I don't have any rings for you to steal."

This was on my first day.
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I said hello to one of your older men, and asked him how he was doing.

He said, "I am so. But you know what when your 101, you are aloud to have a bad day!"

As I started to walk away he said, "You know what. Your alright looking chick. You can talk to me when ever you want!"

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As I was walking down the hall and old man said to me, "You have really pretty dimples!"
At least I was hopping it was dimples, but the strange thing is I don't have dimples.